I got a big stuffed envelope from the Sierra Club this week. If you are not familiar with these folks, they are the ultimate nail biting, hand wringing, save the trees, save the frogs, save the planet, save the bugs, blah, blah, blah global warming Nazi's. Somehow I wound up on their mailing list. They sent a nice packet with decals, a calender strip for my computer keyboard and other goodies with a long letter begging me to help them save the planet simply by sending THEM some of MY money. Not going to happen. I did stuff everything into their self-addressed pre-paid postage envelope along with this nice note to them:
"DEAR SIERRA CLUB,
NEVER SEND ME ANY MORE OF YOUR GLOBAL WARMING ENVIRONMENTAL JUNK MAIL AGAIN. IF I DO RECEIVE ANYTHING ELSE FROM YOU, I WILL GO OUT MY BACK DOOR AND CUT DOWN A BEAUTIFUL TREE."
I'll let you know if I hear from them again. I hope they heed my warning, "Don't make me get my chainsaw!"
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